Introduction: On a dark day somewhere in Holland the three biggest weirdo's of the Dutch scene came together and released an awesome alternative crap ascii collection. Outside it was thundering and storming but inside the beer was flying everywhere. Suddenly a large elephant enters the SMOS ascii centre and our three legendary heroes decide to fuck it but the elephant said he can only be fucked after viewing a SMOS alternative ascii collection....... Where the fuck does this story end ? Who knows ? Just watch and laugh.... And to all you hot shot ascii artists: HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A BREAKFAST ? It's a hell lot better then egg and bacon. . . . . . . __|_ _ : . . : . _:_ | ON THE FIFTEENTH OF FEBRUARY 1997: ) \/\/>X<\/\/ ____/ ___~___ \___ | |__O|o__| -.| | |_ \ | / | `---/| .-^-. |\---' _____|: | | :|_____ <--- ApC the mastermind weirdo.... | |: |___| .| | -ApC- /._______ \ /: = .\ `-----------' _____________ \___________/ _/ _______ \ <_ O .) \ \______ | ______> | Monzter the chaotic weirdo ---> /.:.::. | <.::::::. | \____________/ / _ _ \ | / / | | |||| | __ |______________| \ \_| ________ | \ / __/ \ \____/ <________| =mz= .-. ,, -. .----: '. -._/Oo\_,-. ,` ;----. : : .' "" `. ; : : '\` . . '/` ; `------'\. / \ ./`------' `\,'`\. ./'`./' : . : ["[21]"] <--- and Twenty-one the grandad weirdo. | | | || | | || | | || | /""\ /""'-. `~~' `~~~~' present a new alternative ascii art collection under the SMOS art label called: Conehead . . ____________ ...:... . .. . : :.. //__________// ...:.:. ___________ __________ ..:.. . .:.:....\ \..___________: //_____ //________//....:.: _:_______\ \//__________ \/ / / /__\ \_________: : ______\ \ / / / \ /_/ / \ \ | : //__________// / /__/ /_______/______\ \ -ApC- : |________________ / / / / __ //____________//________:.. . ....:... /___/ / / ... Ascii Art .......:.:... :..:.. . .....:.../___/...:.:... : : :.:. .:........ . : . ::::::ThE:::::Of::::::::::::HOW::::fUcK::::eLEpHAnT:!:::::: ::::::::::aRt::::CrAp:::AnD:::::tO::::::aN::::::::::::::::: _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ //\\ // \\ // O O \\ This is true art. | |_ | | ____ | |______|-ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ 0 0 O o . . . toet toet === | | Het mannetje ! | | ======== | | | | \==========================/ \========================/ '''''''' '''''''''''' '''''''' '''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''' [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _________________/\_________________ \ / \________________________________/ / _ _ \ | (_) __ (_) | fuck off... | (__) | | |__________________________| | _|__________________________________|_ / \ / /| =mz= |\ \ | \| |/ | \__|__________________________________|__/ | | _____| || |_____ / || \ \_____________________/ \_____________________/ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ____----____ // _ "" _ \\ / /_\ /_\ \ / /_O_\_/_O_\ \ bleeeeeeerrrgghh ! / ______/ \_______ \ \ \ || /===\ || / / / \ . __ / \ ____\ . /_______ \ \_|_||_|_/ ::;;;/ \ :;;;;;/ \ ;;;;-ApC- \ ..... _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ Snel wegwezen jongens !!___ BLEEP BLEEP | ,-------------. 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' ' \_:_/ : .. .. ; ; [21] Het E.T.-mannetje _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ \\\\\\\/////// |.(_o\ /o_).| |:::::O:::::| |`:|_____|:'| Steal my motor huh? |_:::::::::_| | `:::::' | / `:::' \ | | ` | | | |_________| | \| |/ | | | ___| | |___ \______/ \______/ =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ o / O \ \ \______/ _| | | | o O | Oink .-| | | | | Oink ! | | | |_| | _| | |______| | | |________| /| |_________| / |__________| / / / -ApC- / / / / / / / / / / / / _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ;""""' [ O O <----- Het opblaasmannetje \ _o/ \__M__/ __M__ [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ________________ / __ __ \ / ( ) ( ) \ | ) O\ /O ( | | (____) (____) | | ____ | Hi, would you care for a drink? | __ (_)(_) | | ( \_________ | \ \___________) / \________________/ _||_ |||| `||' =mz= _||_ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ? ________ / _ _ \ | : : :o: | | = - | | / | | / \ | \_/ /\ \ | _ / \ \ \______/ > \__ /_\ \/ | | "" "" -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ .... {___:____:___} | ~- | [| OO |] you've got 2 secs pal. | -- | ______,\__/.______ .' ___ ___ `. / /` `\ . . /' '\ \ | | | | | | /'-| ,=<()>=. |-'\ `\ O: :O /' {: ,. :} : :: : : - :: - : : :: : :___;:___: | | | | */""; ;""\* [21] ~~~~~ ~~~~~ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ______ ______ / \ / \ / \ / \ (__________) (__________) \ (__) / | \ (__) / \______/ _/ \_ \______/ / \ /\ No comment... / \ (__) (_________) /\ (__) ___________ =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ / \\ //// \\\\ __ ___////___ Like my hair ? |. |___/ __ __ \ __ |: ___ / \ / o\ \__| | |__| \ \O / \ / ___ :| \ \/ \/ / |__| / / \ / / .\ ___/ \ ::/___ / \ / .:/ -- / \ __/ ./ \ \ / \________/ \ / \ \ / / \ \ / \ / \ / -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ | | | no life... _Q_ | | | | | | "| |" | | / \ [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ??????? ????????? ??? ??? ??? o o ???? ??? v ??? ? o ? oops.. `. .' `====' | > | | | | | | / \| ppfffft / | / | <________| =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ...::::.. ." .:::". ::..__---__|::: `::.\ O o / ..' `_ _\ \ /__ ' / \+/ \ | |(.) (.)| \ | | | / |_|___-__/ / /\/////\\\/\\ ////////\\\\\\\ | | | | __| | | |__ `----' `----' -ApC- splotsz guard number one _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ /`\____/'\ `\ O.O /` (_____ : WOEF ? -----'; `---, | | | [21] .--'"""`--. _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _________ ||| / __ __ \ ||| |||| /' ( ) ( ) `\ |||| \__/~\ |_o|_|o_| /~\__/ what is this ? || | _ (_) _ | || || |( \_____/ )| || || | \_| | |_/ | || | \ \__| |__/ / | \ \__| `---' |___/ / =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _ _ / |\ /| \ \ |_______________| / \ / ___ ___ / |/ / O \ /\ / O \ \| \ \ \ / / / I AM NOT ! \ \ /__/\__\ / / _____\ \/ \ / \/ /____ | \ \../ / | | /\ \/ /\ | | /.: /\ :.\ | | /.: ( / / ) :.\ . | \______ \/ ______/ :-ApC- \ / . || || _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ..,,', : ~ ~ { O.o Now pay | ,-, . attention to me... | ; Q ; | | ,-\_/ |>> /"""\ / / | | \ / / | | \____/ "\ | | \ | | \ | | __}| | ::[]: : : : | : : | ; : | : : | : /~":~~"-_ [21] ~~~~ ~~~~~ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ______________ / _ _ \ ( (0) (0) ) \ (oo) / /| ____ |\ / | ( ) | \ / \ ) ( / \ OENGA OENGA BOENGA AHAHA HAGA | | (____) | | | \______/ | /| | . . | |\ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |\____._____/| | | /||| | | |||\ /||||\ /||||\ =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ################## ####################### ######:##### ############ #####:# ===. .=== ###### #####:# __ __ #:### Angus Young ####:## (O .) (. O) #::## from AC/DC ! ####:# _ ##::## ###### / / \ # #:### ####:| /__o_o__\ ##:### ###:| ::::: ####:## .-----#-:| -_________- ######----. | / .:::. : ##:# | | `------------------# ##:# | | / / * \ # # | | | / * * \ | | | | / * * * \ | | | | /_________\ | | | | | -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _ /'/' ; : __ : `\ /' ', `\ `\/' /'`-' THE FUCKING JOKER! :`"`=O--O='"': `\, ./' _.-| :__; |-._ /` .`\ /', '\ ; ,/ `--` \. : : : :`""""""""': : : : : `. .' : : : :. : .. : .: ; `~~' : :: : `~~' : :: : :__::__: .-' || `-. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _____ _____ will you marry me? / O\ /o \ no i hate you ! ( \___) (_. ) \_____/ \_____/ | | | | | | | ( | | | | | | | | | @ | | @ | |_ _| |___| | | | /__ __\ _|_|_|_ __| | |__ |___|___| /__/\|/\__\ =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ . . : : . : _::::::::_ __| : : |__ no comment |_| (O)|::|(o) |_| ______/| |:[]:| |\______ / __/ ""::::::"" \__ \ / | \ " _" / | \ | | \_#___#___#__/ | | | | | | | | S T O N E D ! : | | . | -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _ _ | `\ /' `\ _ `\ `\ /' /'-' _ __; `\ ;' ~\/~ `, /` ;__ SJIT ! ,` ` `-.__| O o |__.-' ' ', \___ `\ /' __,/ '\__ __ `\/~~~~\/' __ _,/` `-' / `\____/' \ `-' ,' `, ; , : _: ' ` ;_ ,` ', [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ____________ / _ _ \ ( (p) (q) ) | ( | The cool guy.... | ______/ | | | | == | \__________/ || __||__ | | |_||||_| _||_ =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ __________ || __ __ | ||: \/ \/ || |:| == |:| ||| \/\/\/ ||: |:\__ __/|| :| || | ; || : || || // \\ || // \\ ||// \\ ||/ \\|| \|| || I'm TomTom La Tulipe || || |\ -ApC- |/ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ? |~~~~~~~~~~~| | " ~ |_ /' O o } /___________ / " " ,------' | | . . | \::::_/ | ::::""""""'. :: 21 : ; ;______: ; / \ .' : :" : : : : : : : : ,/""| |""\, ~~~~~ ~~~~~ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ \\\\\////// / \ ( O O ) YAK ! | o | | )---( | \_______/ ___|___ / \ /' /| |\ `\ \ \|___| `\ `\ `\_| | `\//\ | | | __| | |__ .:. =mz= (____|____) .::::::. _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ .######. _/-0--0-\_ I've got balls |_ /\/\ _| \ \_=/ / __\ -- /__ / / / \ \ \/ : \ \ \ . /=/ __/___/\___\__ | | |+ DYNAMITE +| |______________| -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ....::::::,. .::::::::::: ,---: . o . Rock & Roll | ______________ Baby !! `-, `\ " " | `-------, | ,------' | | | | /'^^^^^`\ [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ________________ / __ __ \ | (_o>/\\/^) \___ <__> ___/ CHIP THE DOG ! \ __ / \_ _/ \ \_______./' (_..____..) _|| _|| =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ______________ / \ \ / _______\____________/_________ :::::::::::::o: :::: :::: :::::: :o:: O :::: :::::: :::: :::: O ::::::: :::: ::: :: ::::::: ___:::::::::::::::::_ / _ ::::: :::::: _ \ / / |:::: :::::| \ \ / / | ::::o::::: | \ \ \ \ | :::::O | / / \ \ | | / / \ \|___ _______| \_/ Scatman John ! \/\\ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ \ \ \ \__ \ \ \ / -ApC- \_/ \_/ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ .~~~. | Oo| _/'\ __ | .| /' /' `--,___/' |"" /|\ ; /' `\ ,' |"|"""|"|" _| |_ _| |_ [21] LAMA FOR LIFE ! _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ? ? ______________ _/ \_ ? I can't read ! _/ ___ ___ \_ / /\ ( \/ ) /\ \ `\ \ \_\_O/\O_/_/ / /' \ \|_ _|/ / ( __) (__ ) \ __) (__ / \___) (___/ |__________| ___/ /\ \___ :::::/ |::| \::: :::(_______/::\_______):::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ..@@@@@@@@@@@@ ::@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ::@@:. __ _____ @@@@ \ /@ Fuck it. \ .O. .o. / @ ______\ / \ /______ | / /____\ \ | | / / \ \ | | : \:: ______ / : | | : \::. / : | | : \:________/ : | | | -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ MAUUW ? |\...../| [ . v . ] """|""" .|. ::|:: .;:-"-::. '"" ""` [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ __________ ________ ___________ (___ )____ __) oooooooooo __(_ __)___ _________ (__ _)__) .$$$$$$$$$$$$. (_____ ___)___(_ _)_ (_____________) .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. (______________) ___)_ _) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (___________)_________) .$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .ooooo. .$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$$$$. .$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$. .$$$$$$$$$ `oooo $$$$$$$$$ `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' .$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$ .$$$$$$.$$$$$$$' `$$$$$$$$$$$$' $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$$' `$$\$$$$/$$' $$$$$$$$ `$$\$|$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$' `$\||/$' do it to me! `$$$$$$' `\||$$' `$$$$$$'|| || `$$$$' ||$' `$$$$' || ||____ ____ `$$' || || || |/ o |_ _| o \ || || || || _______________/ ____)(____ \__________||___ || || || / / / / / / <__ __> \ \ \ \ \ \ || || || < _ _) (_ _ _ _ _ _ _ > || ------||---||--`\_)\_)\_)\_)\_)\_)\_)------(_/(_/(_/(_/(_/(_/(_/'-----||--=mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ::::::::: ::::::: _ : I FUCKING GIVE UP ! ::::: \ / ::: ( O o)_____ ::: `---. . : . .-----------' : .. \__ . | ____/ | | | | -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ,, .='00=. BOE ! | o | ' _||_` [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _____________________________ / \ / _/\_ \ / <_><_> \ _________/ \/ \__________ (________________________________________________________) / ______ __ ______ \ _ | ____/ \ / \ / \____ | _ ( \|_/ | _ |------| _ | \_|/ ) \_ | (0) || || (0) | _/ `\ \______// \\______/ /' Billy the fuck ! | (o)____(o) | | ________________ | `\ / \/ \/ \/ \ /' | | | | `| \__/\____/\___/\_/ |' `\ /' | ------ | `\____________________/' _|\__/|_ .___ / \ ___. \)=\/| |\/=(/ |----| _/ /\ \_ (___| |___) =mz= _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ______ { } { } _______{__________}_______ \| [] [] |/ ROCKS ! | = | | /\/\/\/\ | / ::\/\/\/:: \ / :::::: \ / :: \ | -zz--top-- | ___| |___ {____________|____________} -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ .~` {`OO'} Do the SMOS jive ! / o .-'-. 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[21] ~~~~ ~~~~ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ !!!!!!! { O O } non-comprendo | ' | .-| """ |-. : `----' | | -ApC- | _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ,`~oo~ I'm a chicken. ,--. : <\ ,` `.; ,' `' `. ,' `|`|'`` _| |_ [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ____________ / \\\/// \ The ugly.... ____/ /\ \/ /\ \____ \ - : o: :O : - / \/ `' _ `' \/ / (_) \ / `__________/ \ |______________________| -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _ _ | `\ /' `\ _ `\ `\ /' /'-' _ /' `\, ; ~\/~ `, /` '\ `, `----| O . |----' ,' Me hungry ! / `\ /' \ `, _________`\ /'______ ; `-' / `\`""""'/' \ `\,_./ ,' `~~~~' `, ; : _: ;_ ,` ,'"`,.,,..,.'"; ', \\\ `/// [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ _ _ ( ) ( ) \\ // \\ // // \\ _____ // \\/ \// Out of my way. \ (. .) / | _ | \ / / ::: \ /________\ || // \/ \/_ \\ // \\__\\___// `--/\\\-' // \\ // \\ ___// \\ \\___ -ApC- _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ .. : A fish called SMOS ! : .: :: ...= :::: ` ~ ; = . ::::/: , ,O:O::::::::. .== "==::O::o::==" ;:::::'::::::::: .= ;;;;;;;; "''''' ::::::::::.. . """""""" .:::::::::::::::. ,,,,,,,, ";;;;":::::::::::: .= |||||| ::::::::::::: .== |||| :. = "" :.= [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ / / \ \ / __/___\_\__ / ___ | Sphinx smos ! _____/.) _ | |_-________ _} / _..___\ | /_______ |___________________________ | ' | | / . / | | ______ :___ / | _________| | | /_____________________| /________________|| -ApC- | ' _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ |` . _/^\_ . '| | :. . /' : `\ . .: | | ` . . ' | | ,\ " /. | `\ | . \."""""./ + | /' | \_ / \ _/ | \ | o o | / | \ / | \ !"""""! / | !.... ! | \,""""",/ \:::/ ::: `;' |"| | | /` '\ | | |_____| [21] The Mad-cow Dissease on sunday-morning _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ,--, [21] /`_ oo _,,/`/` `\ \ Father and son ??? /` `\ `"' /' :\ /' `:. .: `\ __ `' /``| | |' ` ' `, | | | ,-. *-' | | | * ; OO_ ~~.~~, `\,_//---' ;` : ',. ; _`, ~~~^`~^~~~' "' `" _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ___ ___ /`:';`\ /':`;`\ '; `\/~~\/' ;` '\___./' 00 `\.___/` "/^\/^\" `\__/' ,,/ "" \,, Ini-mini-mouse ! \ || / `--_/""\_--' /` '\ (______) :: :: :: ;; ,/""/"", [21] ~~~~`\_| _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ ..::;. .:' `: ;'`'`'`; Don't speak ! [` | : - ~ | :| `Oo' [ o O ] ;:| . | | _ | ,::| ,--' |____ | :::: | | | :;'~~~\ ,-"""""-. ` } ; ; [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ .------. .-,/ " " \,-. | 0 0 | The monkey man ! `\ ^ /' `\ _ | | \_____/' | , | [21] _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ .. .. ; """""""""" : __: ;__ ( ) `\ O + /' _______________/' `\_______________ /' .' /`-__-'\ `. `\ .' ; |________| : `, | : | | ; | | ` `\______/' ' | | `. `-__-' ,' | | ` . . ' | | `-._____.-' | [21] 22222 777777 33333 00000 66666 33333 88888 2 2 7 3 3 0 00 6 3 3 8 8 22 7 333 0 0 0 666666 333 000 88888 22 7 3 3 00 0 6 6 3 3 8 8 2222222 7 33333 00000 66666 33333 88888 _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ >>>>>>>>>> / o O / What's up with that ? \ / \ | ..' /\ \ | / \ \ |_()_/ \ \ __/ \ \/ __\ \___/\ / \/ \ / \ / ____ _________________________ -ApC- ____________ / / ____ //_______ _ / / /_______________/ ________/____________/ / / ___________/ /____/ / ____________/ ________/ / / / / / / / ________/ / | / / / / / ______/____/__/ /____/ | / /___________/ /____/ / / /___________________/ /___________/ -ApC-/___________/ /__________/ _____ ______________________________________ ________________________________________________ /___________________________ /____________________ _____ __ ___ _ ___ _ _ _ _) __ conehead | \/ _______ | ______ ______ ______ _______ | ____/__.__\ \/ /____\__ /____ | ____/__ _ --`-----, | \/ \ / / --`-----, _ \\ \_ / __|________/ _\____________\_ / ___/ // \________/ . /_________\ \________/ imd | |_ ascii art division )_ ____ __ ____ ___ _ _ _ It's the end dudes.... Hope you all enjoyed this shit. We certainly enjoyed making it ! hehe This colly will remember us spending hours and hours sitting in this boring room at college with nothing else to do then trade and make ascii's ! :) All art was made by Monzter, Twenty-one and -ApC- from SMOS ! The smos logo above was made by Insane Madman. The shit was put together by -ApC who's typing this shit now. We wanted to release this pack earlier but because of many delays and alot of other shit we couldn't get it finished before now. l8rs, -ApC- : A Perfect Craziness / SMOS coordinator. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ We had to listen to alot of music during the creation of this pack, music like: DEFTONES, SLAYER, VENOM, ZZTOP, MOTORHEAD, KORN, CROWBAR, DOWN, SOD, MOD, BACH, AC/DC, PARADISE LOST, THIN LIZZY, IRON MAIDEN, METALLICA, DISMEMBER, THE EXPLOITED, MINISTRY, WARGASM, NORMAAL, SEPULTURA, NIRVANA, FIGHT, JUDAS PRIEST, MARCO BORSATO, GEORGE THOROGOOD, GUNS AND ROSES, SIX FEET UNDER, DEICIDE, TOM PETTY and alot of other shit... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greetings to: Hurrican (thanx for the dedication !), E., my neighbours, Sectorcharger (howdy LAMA), Taz devil (long time no chat), Insane Madman (thanx for the ascii), Squizzy (Howdy), Philix, Squadron, Poison, 2 Stoned, Sal1, Muad'dib, Germanator, Loppy, Stormtrooper, Stephanie 'porno' king, Black hell, Devil's eye, Santa (keep on supplying), Blackhawk, Tomtom, Liberator, nl1nwj, Stormtrooper, Sysopkiller, Axeblade, Fireflood, Zack, Alien A, nl0mar, nl0jac, nl1vhp, nl0rbs, cb1kwz, Satan's Fire, Zen, Zenke, Papa, Alphatron and all i've forgotten and all ascii artists. REMEMBER THAT METAL RULES ! FUCK HOUSE FUCK HIP HOP, FUCK RAVE, FUCK GABBER, FUCK TRANCE, DUCK DISCO, FUCK HARDCORE, FUCK OPERA, FUCK COMMERCIAL SHIT. __.--. |_._|-' _. `\ /`. .'\.-' `\ `-. `\ /' `-. `. "Y" ; : ---`. __ / \ __ .'--- ` \___/`._ _.-' `\_/` '\__/' `-._ _.'\___/ ' `. `\ ` . . ' /' .' \./ __.-' ; :`-.__ \./ `. .' / \ `. .' ' ` ' ` . `._ .' /`| ` ' /` | ` `. `-.._| ` .--. '\ `, / / ` ` ' ` ' `-. -.-'.' ` ' ` ` `--.___.' _' ' ' ' '' | ` ` ~~~~ ~~~ `\ `. [21] `)))) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- C O N E H E A D S M O S G A M E S M E M B E R S ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * SmoZZeboS, -ApC-, Hurrican * TomTom La tulipe, Monzter, Alien A, Squadron, Poison, Stormtrooper, Twenty-one, Sir Whatley, Philix, Miss Misty, 2 stoned, Chester Cheetah, Gebr. Temmes, Stephanie 'Porno' King, Santa, Blackhawk, Liberator, MACKer MD-90's, Zenke & Samick. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- C O N E H E A D S M O S G A M E S B B S S Y S T E M S ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * CALL THE SMOS OFFICIAL WHQ - EXOGROOVE! * <> +31-(0)71-5316805 SYSOP: HURRICAN <> * CONNECT RISE OF HELL THE EUROPEAN HEADQUARTERS * <> +31-(0)40-2070007 SYSOP: SQUADRON/POISON <> <> +31-(0)40-2070008 (ISDN) <> * GIVE A RING TO TECHNODROME THE SMOS DANISH HEADQUARTERS * <> +45-CHANGED!! SYSOP: PHILIX <> * KICK THE DOOR AND CALL TRAPDOOR THE SMOS SWEDISH HEADQUARTERS * <> +46-47812728 SYSP: SAMICK <> * GIVE A CALL TO PUBLIC HANGING - A SMOS MEMBER BOARD ! * <> +31-(0)547-261154 SYSOP: 2 STONED <> * VISIT THE NORTHPOLE AND CALL SANTA'S - A SMOS MEMBER BOARD ! * <> +31-(0)595-552780 SYSOP: SANTA <> LEAVE MAIL TO SMOZZEBOS IF YOU WANNA BE LISTED HERE TOO WITH YOUR BBS ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contact smos by writing an Email to Monzter@eol.nl or leave a message to ApC, Hurrican or Monzter at any bbs in Holland. EOF(); @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ ___________ ________________/ ____//___________ ___/ ____________ / / _____/ : /____ / / / / / /____ / : / ____/ /_/____/ / / ____/ | |/____/ / / /_________/____/ | |_______ /____/ _conehead smos ascii art__| presents a new alternative ascii collection called: THE ART OF CRAP AND HOW TO FUCK AN ELEPHANT ! By -ApC-, Monzter and Twenty one `-----------------------------------------' @END_FILE_ID.DIZ