Symptoms |
Black screen
Blue screen
Funny smell
Ticking noise
Tiny explosions
Green pulsating glow
Shouting neighbours
Firemen running in and out
Incoming alien transmissions
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Did you: |
Try to fix it yourself?
Use a friend to fix it?
Format C:?
Call the president?
Call Apeldoorn?
Pull a plug?
Try to hold your breath for 30 minutes?
Pay every program on your PC?
Blame it on the aliens?
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