30 things to do in an elevator

  1. Imitate a racing-car when somebody goes in or out
  2. Blow your nose and show the contents of your handkerchief to the other elevator passengers
  3. Smile painfully, put your hands against your forehead and yell: "Shut up, dammit! Everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
  4. Open your suitcase and while looking in it you ask: "Is there enough air in here?"
  5. Laugh hysterically for five seconds and then look at the other passengers like they're crazy
  6. When the elevator moves up, jump up and down and yell: "Down! I wanna go DOWN, DAMMIT!"
  7. Move into a corner and growl at everybody who enters
  8. When arriving at the right floor, try to push the doors open and react confused when they open automatically
  9. Whisper in the ears of another passenger: "There's a patrol coming!"
  10. Greet everyone who enters the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Captain"
  11. Stare to the other passengers for some time and then shout: "I've got new socks!"
  12. When there are at least 8 people in the elevator, moan: "Oh no, not now, damned moving sickness!"
  13. Keep on yelling "Jesus loves me"
  14. Show others your wound and ask if it looks infected
  15. Sing "Up and down" by the Vengaboys and keep pressing all buttons
  16. Stare at someone and say: "You're one of THEM!" Then move to the opposite corner
  17. Burp and say: "Mmmmm...tasty!"
  18. Put a box between the doors
  19. Ask everybody who enters if you can press their button
  20. Try to start a song with some other passengers
  21. Say "Ding" at every floor
  22. Lean against the button panel
  23. Say "I wonder what this button does" and press the red button
  24. Mark a square on the floor and say to the others that this is your "personal room"
  25. Bring a chair
  26. Say with a demonic voice: "I need to find a more suitable host body"
  27. Make explosion sounds when somebody presses a button
  28. Stare at your thumb and say: "I believe it's getting bigger"
  29. Scare away invisible fleas off your arm and scream: "Aaaarrggh! Go away!"
  30. Challenge the person next to you for a game of Tic-Tac-Toe