30 things to do in an elevator
- Imitate a racing-car when somebody goes in or out
- Blow your nose and show the contents of your handkerchief to the other elevator passengers
- Smile painfully, put your hands against your forehead and yell: "Shut up, dammit! Everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
- Open your suitcase and while looking in it you ask: "Is there enough air in here?"
- Laugh hysterically for five seconds and then look at the other passengers like they're crazy
- When the elevator moves up, jump up and down and yell: "Down! I wanna go DOWN, DAMMIT!"
- Move into a corner and growl at everybody who enters
- When arriving at the right floor, try to push the doors open and react confused when they open automatically
- Whisper in the ears of another passenger: "There's a patrol coming!"
- Greet everyone who enters the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Captain"
- Stare to the other passengers for some time and then shout: "I've got new socks!"
- When there are at least 8 people in the elevator, moan: "Oh no, not now, damned moving sickness!"
- Keep on yelling "Jesus loves me"
- Show others your wound and ask if it looks infected
- Sing "Up and down" by the Vengaboys and keep pressing all buttons
- Stare at someone and say: "You're one of THEM!" Then move to the opposite corner
- Burp and say: "Mmmmm...tasty!"
- Put a box between the doors
- Ask everybody who enters if you can press their button
- Try to start a song with some other passengers
- Say "Ding" at every floor
- Lean against the button panel
- Say "I wonder what this button does" and press the red button
- Mark a square on the floor and say to the others that this is your "personal room"
- Bring a chair
- Say with a demonic voice: "I need to find a more suitable host body"
- Make explosion sounds when somebody presses a button
- Stare at your thumb and say: "I believe it's getting bigger"
- Scare away invisible fleas off your arm and scream: "Aaaarrggh! Go away!"
- Challenge the person next to you for a game of Tic-Tac-Toe